Scunkie! Scunkie! Scunkie!

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Scunkie! Scunkie! Scunkie!

Published by on February 27th 2013.

item/button-1.png image Eh, who needs buttons?

ME! That's who! lol...

You may ask why.. why do you need buttons Candy?
Well, I will tell you why.
I have plans, Big Plans, you see!
My Big Plans require lots and lots of buttons! item/button-2.png imageitem/button-3.png image
Ah-ha, Big Button Plans for me!
I am sure it probably would be impractical as well as illegal to actually attempt to rob that wonderful wandering button gnome, Scunkie, though I must say I have been tempted!
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I have caught my mind wandering from time to time dreaming up devious plots and plans to relieve the gnome of his obviously heavy burden of buttons.

  • I could jump him from on high getting the drop on him before he even knew what had befallen him! icon-image/8351-48x48x32.png image
  • I could don a scary disguise and run out from the bush causing him to run off in haste fleeing for the hills! icon-image/8244-48x48x32.png image
  • I could commandeer a huge bird and swoop down snatching the button bag from his grip in no time flat! icon-image/8823-48x48x32.png image
  • I could bribe thugs to do the dirty deed for me! icon-image/8873-48x48x32.png imageicon-image/8853-48x48x32.png imageicon-image/8883-48x48x32.png image
  • I could throw a bucket of mud on his head and shove him in a pond! icon-image/8392-48x48x32.png image

To have all those wondrous buttons, such a delight my eyes would see! icon-image/8333-48x48x32.png image

Chances are I would be caught, then where would I be?!
Surely I would never want to be caught in any of these activities, that would be such a perplexing predicament indeed! icon-image/8307-48x48x32.png image
Just imagine the shame of being locked up, probably in that covered gnome wagon, for trying to rob such a feeble old gnome!
Little gnome children would throw rotten fruit at me! icon-image/8824-48x48x32.png imageicon-image/8825-48x48x32.png imageicon-image/8826-48x48x32.png image
I could even loose my button collecting rights!
I might even be sold into gnome servitude!
Oh my, indentured servitude to all the gnomes!
And all my buttons given away to pay for the crime!
I'd probably be forced to make buttons for all of you!
That just won't do!!
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Oh yes, plans... Big Plans!
Illogical as it may be, I long to hold double of all I see!
It simply is not right, I know. I want to own two of everything for security!
It is shameful. I agree.
But what else can I do since Scunkie just won't give his buttons to me!

I toil nearly every other day to earn a few here and there tirelessly laboring over comment boxes and rating stars, checking hotspots and fine lines alike but it is always the same no matter what I do!
A mere handful of buttons is all I get for my trouble and again I want double!!
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You can help! There is something you can do!
Answer my plea, do not forsake me!
Kindly donate all your buttons only to ME!
That would indeed be something to see! item/button-bag.png image

Buttons galore all for ME!
No, seriously! Send one or forty-three!
I beg of you on my knee!
To my happiness you hold the key!
Your buttons I'll take with no need to flee!
Fill my heart with glee! icon-image/8496-48x48x32.png image

A bag of buttons would be sweeter than honey!
A bag of buttons is just so pretty!
And you can send them for free!

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What are you waiting for, a button tree?! icon-image/8822-128x128x32.png image
Come on get busy!

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Recent comments

user icon cdl contributing user on February 27th 2013

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Ha-Ha! He-He!

user icon Anonymous on February 28th 2013



user icon cdl contributing user on March 3rd 2013

Ha! Shouldn't leave your password laying about
^ like that! ^
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user icon MariaPiu registered user on March 3rd 2013

What a cute tree!

user icon cdl contributing user on March 7th 2013

I know some of you want a button tree...

Check my user junk and see if any are left before I find a set to move them to!

or just grab one here: icon-image/8822-64x64x32.png image

user icon AmberZen registered user on March 19th 2013

What's this? I don't send you enough buttons? You greedy person!
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You need a button addiction intervention!

Button tree is cute! I hate rotten fruit! Yuck! lol

user icon cdl contributing user on April 3rd 2013


user icon Anonymous on April 17th 2013

I want a button plant :-(

user icon cdl contributing user on August 3rd 2013

Awww... earn buttons and buy one...
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My button tree is free but sorrily no buttons does it give thee...

user icon Chess registered user on February 16th 2014

Hey cdl.... How exactly do you buy things from the Workshop? I need a set dissolvent!

user icon Anonymous
I wish there were...
Vista & Win 7 icons
Select background
What about ICL files?