This is a daily thing where I tell jokes every day, except weekends. This conversation will start next Monday.
You do realize that it is now Thursday and you have posted no joke.
Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
That is a good joke! Thanks!
Q: Where would the parking lot flood at?
A: In the car pool.
Q: Where do rabbits learn to fly?
A: The hare force.
Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Because it is two tired!
No me se ninguno en ingles :s
Habia una ves un perro que se llamaba chiste
paso por la carretera. lo aplasto un carro
y se acabo el chiste (?
aunque no me da risa lo he oido mucho xD
Q: What do you call a male cow who is taking a nap?
A: A bull dozer.
Q: What do cows like on their hot dogs?
Q: How do you make a cow float?
A: Root beer, two scoops of ice cream, a cow, and a cherry
So much for daily...
Q: What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Q: Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A: She wanted a milk shake.
Q: What animal catches flames?
A: Fire Fox
Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A skunk rolling down a hill.
here is good joke please dont be triggered i dont mean to insult
Q:3 jews walk into a bar
A: i lied it was a gas chamber
Sorry but that is a very bad joke and repeated in extremely bad taste.
There is nothing funny about the Holocaust.
I am not Jewish but I am offended.
Very poor taste indeed.
Q: What's a harp?
A: A piano with no clothes on.
Took me a minute but good one Nibbler!
Q: What's the smallest room in the world?
A: A mushroom.
Q: What's a mushroom?
A: Another name for a school cafeteria.
Q: What did the shrimp do when he was desperate for money?
A: He pawned everything.