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Nɪʙʙʟᴇʀ
on August 19th 2016

This is a daily thing where I tell jokes every day, except weekends. This conversation will start next Monday.

cdl
on August 25th 2016

You do realize that it is now Thursday and you have posted no joke.

Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

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Nɪʙʙʟᴇʀ
on August 26th 2016

That is a good joke! Thanks! :-D

Nɪʙʙʟᴇʀ
on August 26th 2016

8/26/2016
Q: Where would the parking lot flood at?
A: In the car pool.

Nɪʙʙʟᴇʀ
on September 1st 2016

9/1/2016
Q: Where do rabbits learn to fly?
A: The hare force.

cdl
on September 3rd 2016

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

A: Because it is two tired!

No me se ninguno en ingles :s

Habia una ves un perro que se llamaba chiste
paso por la carretera. lo aplasto un carro
y se acabo el chiste (?

aunque no me da risa lo he oido mucho xD

Nɪʙʙʟᴇʀ
on September 6th 2016

9/6/2016
Q: What do you call a male cow who is taking a nap?
A: A bull dozer.

Nɪʙʙʟᴇʀ
on September 7th 2016

9/7/2016
Q: What do cows like on their hot dogs?
A: Moostard

Nɪʙʙʟᴇʀ
on September 19th 2016

9/19/2016
Q: How do you make a cow float?
A: Root beer, two scoops of ice cream, a cow, and a cherry

cdl
on September 24th 2016

So much for daily...

Nɪʙʙʟᴇʀ
on September 28th 2016

9/28/2016
Q: What's a boxer's favorite drink?
A: Punch

Nɪʙʙʟᴇʀ
on October 11th 2016

10/11/2016
Q: Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A: She wanted a milk shake.

Nɪʙʙʟᴇʀ
on October 13th 2016

10/13/2016
Q: What animal catches flames?
A: Fire Fox

Nɪʙʙʟᴇʀ
on October 17th 2016

10/17/2016
Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A skunk rolling down a hill.

Shantorian
on October 18th 2016

here is good joke please dont be triggered i dont mean to insult
Q:3 jews walk into a bar
A: i lied it was a gas chamber

cdl
on October 18th 2016

Sorry but that is a very bad joke and repeated in extremely bad taste.
Highly inappropriate.
There is nothing funny about the Holocaust.

I am not Jewish but I am offended.
Very poor taste indeed.

Nɪʙʙʟᴇʀ
on October 18th 2016

10/18/2016
Q: What's a harp?
A: A piano with no clothes on.

cdl
on October 18th 2016

Took me a minute but good one Nibbler!

Nɪʙʙʟᴇʀ
on October 19th 2016

10/19/2016
Q: What's the smallest room in the world?
A: A mushroom.

Nɪʙʙʟᴇʀ
on November 1st 2016

11/1/2016
Q: What's a mushroom?
A: Another name for a school cafeteria.

Nɪʙʙʟᴇʀ
on November 15th 2016

11/15/2016
Q: What did the shrimp do when he was desperate for money?
A: He pawned everything.

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