Greetings again, noble customers and button-bearing friends! Scunkie Buttonpurse here, and today I must, with a polite cough, introduce a certain new trader strutting about the marketplace.
Ah, well met again, friends and fine folk of trade! Scunkie Buttonpurse here, and today I’ve got a special announcement that’ll put a smile on your face as wide as a teacup saucer. The Buttonpurse family business is growing, and I’m proud to say my clever niece, Ikeyyana Thimblebutton, is stepping into the fold.